When your friend is about to tap into his mutant powers and bring on a hurricane but you're trying to get him to stop
You know a first date’s going well when your girlfriend’s invited her parallel-universe pony princess counterpart to get in on the action; feat. Moondancer & 2x Twilight (shaxbert)
When My Boyfriend Realized I Was Taking Naughty Pictures For You All He Couldn't Help But Smack It!
When the best lighting is in the kitchen so you find yourself jerking off to pots and pans