You Know Its A Party When The Pornstars Wear Condoms!!!
When she makes you blow
When daddy's done using you
When your roommate is a slob but plays with his phone like this whenever you get back from work...
When She Feels You Filling Her
When the family finally leaves and you can walk around naked once again
When she's drunk sometimes she gets flirty, you know? [Cheating/Cuckold/GIF]
When your husband wakes up with morning wood, you should take care of him. I mean, he took care of me!
When it's so good you can't stop
When she hates your cum, but she still loves you..
When do you think about rugby players?
When your secretary gives you an incentive to promote her (xpost r/Javpreview)
When the game you're playing is too good.
You know you have a big dick when the chick wants to take a selfie first
When both genders like you because you’re thick on both sides.
When he has a butt like that you just can't help it (Dross)
When the underwear you ordered online (f)its like a glove
When your husband wakes up with morning wood, you should take care of him. I mean, he took care of me!
When your boss asks why you're late for work, show them this picture
you make me hard, when I'm all soft inside [f]
When the lady next door asks you if she may come in...
When the freshman fifteen hits you a little too quickly
When rescuing overboarders, you get free access to their bodies
When your best friend finds your reddit account and discovers how much of a slut you are. Good thing she enjoys it ;)
You know she's wasted when
When daddy makes you orgasm from eating you out and then he goes for the king sized sharpie I bought. Also my first ever butt sharpie.
When Sir is bored of you, so you have to step it up
When he beats you in Fortnite so you have to let him top
When your bro asks you 'how much can you lift?'
When your friend throws cake batter at you, and you’re also on a sitcom.
when your ass deems every skirt you wear "inappropriate," you gotta make the best of it [f]
You know you're small when your cock is one of the tiniest in this sub
When it's been TWO HOURS since you asked (f)or it.. (P.S. I hope you see this... Douche bag)
When work calls you in to fix shit but you still need to leg your dick breathe.
when your buddy invites you to his yacht but you underestimated the waves
When your friend tries to calm you down after you lose a close match in Fortnite.
when your ass deems every skirt you wear "inappropriate," you gotta make the best of it [f]
You know you have a big dick when the chick wants to take a selfie first
When he beats you in Fortnite so you have to let him top
When your bro asks you 'how much can you lift?'
When your man refuses to give you anal pleasure, you just have to make do on your own
When the doctor is done with your bullshit and gives you the vaccine, whether you want it or not.
When your friend throws cake batter at you, and you’re also on a sitcom.
When he owns you, he takes you whenever he wants
when your buddy invites you to his yacht but you underestimated the waves
when it's your last day at an office you hate so you photocopy your face to waste ink
You Know You Are Doing It Right When That Face
You Know You Can`t Wait To Take Off The Pants When It`s Jada Stevens !
When Even You Know You're Grinding On His Cock Reallly Good…
You Could Believe Me When I Say It Tastes Good, Or You Could Just Try It.