When the best lighting is in the kitchen so you find yourself jerking off to pots and pans
When some things are more important to you
You only went to your buddy's house when his mom was doing DIY
When your friends have to carry you home
You can leave when my love gun explodes all over your face and not a moment before!
When bro walks in on you napping.
when he asks where to cum and you reply with “everywhere”
You have this view, when she gives me a blowjob [F]
When boys help you choose your clothes
When your classmate sneaks his hamster into class in his pocket and lets you pet it through his jeans
When he tells you a stupid joke but it's actually funny.
When she wears this to dinner you know it’s gonna get good later.
When it’s cold outside so you wear a sweater
When your brother surprise hug you from behind after not seeing each other for a year due to college...
When it's so good all you can think about is reciprocating [xpost /r/NSFW_GIF/]
When your little sister's friend sees you watching her
When she really loves you
When she too good to you[GIF]
When the family finally leaves and you can walk around naked once again
When daddy's done using you
When She Feels You Filling Her
When nothing stops you to get attention
When your roommate is a slob but plays with his phone like this whenever you get back from work...
When she hates your cum, but she still loves you..
When boys help you choose your clothes
When it's so good you can't stop
When your friend's little sister turns 18 and hits you up on facetime...
When your werewolf boyfriend decides it's time you learned to take the knot.
When an online order is bigger than you thought!
When your husband wakes up with morning wood, you should take care of him. I mean, he took care of me!
You just know the party's going to be awesome when they start showing their tits (via r/AllAmateurPorn)
When do you think about rugby players?
when your buddy insist on paying for dinner, but you still want to contribute
When she makes you wait
When your secretary gives you an incentive to promote her (xpost r/Javpreview)
When your friend is about to tap into his mutant powers and bring on a hurricane but you're trying to get him to stop
When a stud grabs your weak arms so you can't "resist"
When the wife gets a new pair of jean shorts just for you...
When she says aim for her tits, but you have other plans
When your straight roomate finally agrees to fuck you
When the game you're playing is too good.
When your high with your best friend and he starts telling you his theory's about the universe.
When life gives you lemons, expose your tits. It works for me anyway.
When your toy breaks, you end up cumming
When they’re on the couch and you have a fantastic view... [MF]
When the husband gives you a big cumblast, I had to show it of[F] on Reddit!
When your friend makes you watch Avatar for the first time
When your husband wakes up with morning wood, you should take care of him. I mean, he took care of me!
When your therapist really gets you
When your husband cheats on you, go get a massage.