'A Woman's Beauty Should Look Effortless, Don't Wonder How She Works It Out In The Ladies Room. Be Surprised' – Gia Paige
Bikini Car Wash Girl Stripping In Public And Little Boy In The Back Couldn't Hold Off And Jerking
Your parents took a second mortgage out so you could go to college. Study hard and make them proud.
Since it's the #2 of all time post on this sub, here's the longer version I stumbled across on 4chan.