Sometimes I roll through LBGW and just upvote everything. Every man should feel like his dick is pretty. Oh, here's some content too or whatever.
You know what, fuck it, I don't have to be goofy to be sexy. Here's me being chubby and making pancakes. Consider yourselves ladyboned.
My boss was drunk and told me her favorite subreddit was lbgw. Hope she finds this and works up the courage to ask if it was me. ;)