Checkmate
Hey, he's learning
When you show your friends the new pokemon you caught
When you use a ouija board and get possessed
I'd like to make a deposit, please.
When you're playing the new ice cream simulator
FATALITY
When your parents ask how your day went.
Gotta get that raise..
when you find your pet dog eating your chocolate protein bars
Should have stretched first
When your friend makes you watch Avatar for the first time
when your buddy invites you to his yacht but you underestimated the waves
Trying to read a sign when you’re not wearing your glasses
When you're possessed by satan but your exorcist is stuck in traffic
When you sink into your new memory foam mattress
when you get leg cramps in the middle of the night
/r/notgayporn has ruined me
Could always use extra $$
When your bro steals your Halloween costume
I’m so close
When you sit down in the bath but the water is still too hot.
When your brother surprise hug you from behind after not seeing each other for a year due to college...
Damn spiders.
Cause dads make the rules
When you eat some skittles
Happy Easter!
When you try to sell health products
In response to some recent comments and downvotes.
Gaymer
So tight
When you're being shaken awake up from a nap because there's a HUMONGOUS spider crawling along the ceiling.
It gets annoying.
The last round of musical chairs is always so intense
Hey, he's learning
When you try to calm down your brother during the earthquake.
Who’s up for a road trip?
when you ask your buddy to rip open a bag of chips
Gaymer buds.
Leftovers for days
When you're going to skydive for charity but your instructor insists you practice your moves in bed the night before.
When you're playing online someone asks for help with the groceries
Gaymer
When bro walks in on you napping.
Nsfw
Legs up!
"That's Why You Shouldn't Skip A Meal"
When the water in the shower is too cold
When the tailor is getting your measurements to fix your pants
When your friend is about to tap into his mutant powers and bring on a hurricane but you're trying to get him to stop