When your bro snatches the remote and changes the channel
when you take the 5-second rule too seriously
When your audition for the new live action Thunderbirds movie doesn't quite go as you expected and you realise you should get a new agent!
When the effects from that dodgy curry you had last night kick in but the toilet is already occupied.
The surreptitious sniff after you've just had a nice deep scratch.
When you sink into your new memory foam mattress
Shaved legs
Faking it
tfw your bro removes that thorn in your foot
when the laptop repair guy comes over and says he only has McAfee
Congrats!
Checking if the person in front really has 10 items or less.
When your dad whispers a dirty joke in your ear so your mum doesn't overhear
Trying to read a sign when you’re not wearing your glasses
That look of concentration when you take the time to choose the ripest watermelon.
When you find concrete proof of the existence of bigfoot and you realise Sir David Attenborough could be the one to narrate your life story.
Not getting it
Checking to see if you can risk another days wear
Rare behind the scenes footage of a special effects guy moving an Ent around on the set of 'The Lord of the Rings'.
when the public drinking fountain is poorly constructed
when you get to that montage scene of Pixar's Up
When you're going to skydive for charity but your instructor insists you practice your moves in bed the night before.
when you're telling the bus driver you missed your stop
when you get the results of yesterday's surprise quiz
when you're gettin' freaky then the pizza guy arrives
Making sure your bro is still breathing
when you're late for work and have no time for a full bath
The face when you're waiting to catch a snowflake on your tongue.
[OC] when you and your brother watch a rom-com with your parents, then a sex scene comes on
when you ask your buddy to rip open a bag of chips
when its your first time watching The Red Wedding
[OC] The relief when your parachute opens fine on your first skydive
when you're pranking your passed out friend into thinking he turned into The Hulk and destroyed South Africa
when your buddy tells you "Rick and Morty" is just okay
Your punishiment after dad's spent hours cleaning the kitchen and you spill your milk
When your mate puts hot chilli sauce in your soup.
when you forget your house keys and forced to use the doggy door
when you find your pet dog eating your chocolate protein bars
The last round of musical chairs is always so intense
when it's your last day at an office you hate so you photocopy your face to waste ink
That one friend who will always sing along to Christina Aguilera
when your travel buddies dare you to fit inside the airport baggage scanner
when your buddy's slicing some apples while you check the dough's firmness
when you make friends with some blind guys
When you're riding the waves of the sea
When your parents ask how your day went.
When you're being shaken awake up from a nap because there's a HUMONGOUS spider crawling along the ceiling.
When bro checks out your gains...
I'm busy
When you're advertising your new burritos