Wanna taste my forbidden fruit Daddy?
She may have ditched the drugs, but mom never gave up the sex and rock 'n roll.
My new step-mom really isn't as subtle as she imagines.
All the other men chose the fishing trip at our family reunion. But I knew better.
When my mom learnt that my girlfriend wasn't ready to try out my kinky fantasies, she volunteered instead.
Sis knows I love a good snuggle.
“Too much for a family vacay, bro?”
Sis didn’t really ask about my ex’s spare clothes I offered before she started her laundry.
Mom asks my opinion first on things she buys for Dad.
Sis keeps telling me that she's quite a catch. I'm starting to believe it.
Mom and I are ringing in New Year's at home.
Sure, mom needs her beauty sleep. But I have needs, too.
I always enjoy my trips to the beach with mom.
Mom's more than happy to show me her piercings if I ask nicely.
Mom never sleeps well when she stays at my apartment, but not for the reason we tell dad.
The pool rules are more lenient when my uncle is away.
It's always nice to see that my sister likes her last birthday present.
Come breed your older sister.
“Its just you and me tonight honey your father is not coming home. We can either go out or stay home and you can eat my pussy all night instead.”
Mom has been trying new ways to get me excited about the dishes.
I've never pretended they were an accident (via r/FamilyPlan)
“Take your pick, nephew.”
"Do you like the outfit that I got for you nephew?"
When sis asks for my opinion on outfits, I just sit and nod.
Family reunions are the best with my cousins around.
“Dishes are done. Ready for some fun, son?”
Mom told me dinner was ready, It looked so good I couldn't refuse.
On seeing my reaction to her outfit, mom decided to help me out
The only thing mom was allowed to wear when I was home was her glasses.
"I'll let you see more if you get mommy another bottle of wine."
The things mom reads about in Cosmo.
yeh sure son, I can help you with that boner, if your dad allows it
Swimming with my aunt is a lot different now than when I was a kid.
Unlike most guys, I look forward to laundry day at home.
Mom made it clear why she had booked a hotel room just for the two of us
"What, bro? You can't steal mom all the time."
Wanna swim, cousin?
Some fights it's better to let mom win.
I know mom enjoys date night as much as I do.
Wanna take a dip, brother?
My Mom and Sister were so happy to see me after the semester was over.
“Happy 18th, little bro.”
Can you guess what my aunt's favourite colour is?
Mom is always happy to give me a flash if I ask nicely.
I discovered a whole new lifestyle when visiting my sister on study abroad.
Our real beach time begins when sis and I make it over the dunes.
"Keep the drinks coming, son, and you might just get your way,"
Mom doesn't like to waste one second of the weekend.
Sis always puts fresh pillows on the bed when I stay over.
Mom's encouragement is the only reason I wake up early.