Ready to close on the house? Cum into my o(f)fice, have a seat, and let's sign some contracts.
Is it unpro[f]essional to wear a choker to work? What if I have matching pasties, does that help?
Since my inbox is (f)ull of boldness, let's play a game... If you think I'm showing you a house today... Show me this picture. Your risk will be greatly rewarded... if you've got the guts and nuts!!! ;p Bonus incentive in comments!