On the plane, cut out the crotch of pantyhose so my man could [f]inger me. This guy had no idea. And yes, I came.
Sheridan Smith - British Actress - Half Naked and Embarrassed on Stage [xpost /r/HappyEmbarrassedGirls]
The naked desperado strikes again in the wild wild west! I only carried snacks, water and sunscreen in my backpack