
Since I've yet to find a proper girlfriend, mom lets me use her for practice.
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Mom says I excel at those hard-to-reach areas.
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Since the divorce, mom runs straight to my room to relax after a stressful day.
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When dad is complaining that dinner is not ready, mom is sure to be doing something else.
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With my adventurous son back home for the holiday, I can hardly find a minute alone.
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You'll never find anyone as devoted to the family jewels as mom.
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With bro home from school over break, I'm learning all sorts of new things about him.
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Don't get me wrong, I love my sister too. I just wish she wouldn't show it at family barbecues.
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I have the decency to find a little privacy before fooling around with sis.
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When sis needs a break on road trips, she doesn't have to say anything more.
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Pit stops are the best part of any road trip with my sister.
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My sister and I swapped drivers every few hours on our road trip together. In between, we also took some time to chill.
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I took umbrage at my sister implying that I might be a "two-minute" man. So we devised a little test.
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Sis and I are always fidgety at family barbecues.
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Sometimes, my sister won't take "no" for an answer.
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My sister and I just love America so much, it's hard to contain sometimes.
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Mom has always been playful with me. The games have just gotten better.
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Even though we're older now, I'm still looking for that sign of approval from my big sister.
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My sister and I celebrate this great nation every day.
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My lame bro is full of surprises.
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Sis can be excruciatingly slow at times.
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My aunt really loves romantic movies. And I'm starting to, too.
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Her connection overseas is shit, but I still never miss a Skype session with my sister.
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"So, these erections come often when you're around me, dear brother? I wonder what the cause could be..."
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My step-sister accepts that I can't watch romantic movies without an outlet.
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Sibling time ends abruptly when our parents come home early.
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When mom finally wore the skimpy bikini I bought her on vacation, I got a little carried away.
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My step-sister really gets into the romantic movies on family movie night.
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When my moms got married they didn't think about how much they would miss this
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Now honey, did you finish your homework? Take your pill? "Yes Daddy."
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When sis and I couldn't stop bickering on our road trip, we decided to pull over and let off some steam.
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My sister's roommate can be a little too chatty for my taste.
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Sis shouldn't have bet on the Falcons
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I had a little too much to drink last night with my niece in the house, and my wife a little too little.
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"No more icky porn, Daddy. Just use my mouth."
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Mom tell me if you see my sock in there
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You're not Mikey... You're my step-dad!
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If sis wants a ride to the mall she knows the price
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When mom almost catches us then leaves the room
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My son will never know how I tease him
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