(f) on the side of the road. Sorry to the man that caught me. Do people actually like this?
She was a little timid about giving me a blowjob. I got her past that. Now she knows the right way to use her mouth.
I found out that I was kinky at age 16 in the middle of rehearsing our shitty barbershop quartet. The realization hits at 0:17. Yes, the shtick was my idea.