My Wife woke me up this morning by tossing off the covers and saying, "BOOBS!!!" If you have to wake up on a Friday morning, I recommend this method.
Just got home from taking my wife on a cruise for her birthday. Took this one of her on her birthday. This is what 50 looks like.
Why must she tease me like this when I'm at work? She's still smoking hot even after 3 kids.
I talk a lot. One sure way to make me quiet is a cock down my throat followed by a big facial!