Give step mom your baby-batter before your date.
When your Tinder date is much shorter than what she stated in her profile.
Good rule of thumb: Only date guys with a big enough cock that you’d be proud if your girlfriends saw it ;) [pic]
Vanilla and Chocola after your date.
You know a first date’s going well when your girlfriend’s invited her parallel-universe pony princess counterpart to get in on the action; feat. Moondancer & 2x Twilight (shaxbert)
doctortay: “Anyone you’re dating who gets upset upon learning you’re
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Good rule of thumb: Only date guys with a big enough cock that you’d be proud if your girlfriends saw it ;) [pic]
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Your Cheap Motel Craiglist Date Does This And Leaves
When Your Date Steals Your Shit
When Your Date Steals Your Shit
Roses are red ????