When you're running away from an axe murderer, but your top is too small.
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When you’re a couple weeks away from celebrating your (f)irst Valentine’s Day as a single girl in 7 whole years...you put on a red lippie, buy yourself some lingerie, and vow to feel sexy again.
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When you're supposed to to do the laundry but get carried away ...
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When you're running away from an axe murderer, but your top is too small.
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: Oh what a beautiful edging. I want him to make it worse. Soon it’s time for the unsympathetic Hitachi and we go a few more rounds when you’re already one stroke away from an orgasm. Just tap…Tap…Tap…
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Always Buy Two Slaves So They Can Play With Eachother When You're Away
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