As it turns out, 31 is considered to be a cougar by college boys. Not complaining - it was DAMN fun playing that card
I belong to you. Every single man owns me. My house is never locked. Come use me as I sleep - I promise I won't complain when I wake up with my fat ass full of cum..
#all queue can eat #video please watch this john mulaney bit from snl of him complaining about how computers ask us if we are robots it is hilarious 10/10 would recommend