The best decision I ever made! Now I just need to figure out how to go even further down the pink rabbit hole!
“Heard a lot of noise when my mom came drunk home from a party, figured I’d go check on her and sneaked in to her room, only to find her lying on her back moaning, furiously masturbating with two fingers in her pussy”
She Knew She Shouldn't Hassle The Cops, But When She Was Told Where The Nightstick Would Be Going She Thought That It Was Just A Figure Of Speech.