Never met a female dwarf. Any one of these three... Yup. All three at once and I'd change my name to Gulliver.
You Ever Try To Bang A Chick And Some Dwarf With A Mohawk Is Always There Watching And Jerking Off, Then He Chokes Your Chick Until She Nearly Dies, Then Picks Up Your Chick And Holds Her Aloft While She Blows You? Hmm? Aybody?