"I promise to love and cherish you for the rest of our lives. Now spread that pussy a little more so I can get a good picture."
You guys seem to be totally behind the "thick thighs save lives" movement. This is something I know we can all agree on! (Xpost gonewild/self-post)
When you're 18 and still living with your parents so you can't buy a proper dildo... You use pens... Video in the comments [OC][Gif][F]
My husband passed out in the living room so his friend and I had a little fun. This is a screenshot from a video we took so he can watch it in the morning.
My boyfriend and I live far enough away from each other where we only get to see each on weekends...so if I can’t play with him, neither can he.
#all queue can eat #video #god same : insanity If i lived here I would have to stay inside most of the time because going outside would cause my heart to explode and i think i speak on behlaf of most people too