Not sure I can really post here myself but every time I post people tell me to. Let me know what you think! :)
Sheila Stretch: I [F]ucked a guy with a Fleshlight hidden in my pussy... He couldn't tell the difference. Bizzare enough for here? [Album in comments]
I’m announcing my retirement from r/ladybonersgw, and I am taking my talents to r/mangonewild. Enough about me. Tell me something about you
Someone tried to tell her she's not allowed to roll to seduce every monster by guttertongue (female)
I can't tell if she's black, Asian, or Latina, but I know which one she dances like. (The answer is Colombian and "a bit of everything".)
Since you seem to have decided I'm the only idiot to post here, let me tell you to me you are very important people guys. I love you all.
You can tell cock 8 is her favorite by how much she deep throats him before swallowing his load. (More in comments.)
The dinner party starts in a half hour. Whoever sits in your chair, you will suck or lick whatever they tell you to. If you're a good little party favor, I'll turn on your vibrators, and we'll all watch you cum uncontrollably.
Today's Lesson: If your girl tells you that facials will only be a "special occasion thing" be sure to save up your cum for a week or more before The Big Day!!