[F] I wonder how many balls I've drained and babies I've killed just by uploading to reddit.
[F] I go to my local bar and have strangers cum down my cleavage. Rarely, I might provide oral assistance.
I'm on all fours at the edge of the bed and you're standing in front of me, about to lose control...Show me what happens next!
Wtf, you're my boyfriend's BESTFRIEND, why are you jerking off to my vacation pics? Whatever just cum on my tits, better than making a mess on the floor.
Oops, this lingerie will get soaked when you cum on mt [f]ace ... bonus ass pic in the comments.