You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist. You want great, headbanging sex, get over mediocre and come try me ;) [f]
You guys made me feel amazing yesterday! Some of you were upset by the lack of an ass Pic so I hope this clears that injustice ;) [F]
You haven't seen me in years, but I hope you'll welcome me back. Mid 50's isn't too old, right?
You can’t please a woman with your dick ever. Just pay her with your money, that’s the only purpose that you can serve. A paying piggy
You’ve parked your money in a flash drive and is all tangled in version numbers you can’t read‽
You forgot to mention to your wife that your assistant was joining you for this business trip...
"You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand." [1920x1080]