central-wasp-monolith:I love seeing dads portrayed as literally anything else other than a useless dumbass like on commercials. Dads are fucking awesome, get with it america.
folliclemisfits: zairak: aspie-bunny: wowmccartney: PLEASE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Not risking it all I want in my life is a job I actually like Sure why not, I’ll try anything at this point i have an interview tomorrow!
boisbonersncum: Who is David 31 y?I don’t know who this guy is, but he caught my attention on ryancomp today, where he is described only as “David 31 y” Does anyone know anything more?– boisbonersncum
disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING MORE PRECIOUS IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE https://twitter.com/disney_around/status/1030504483334176774
notmysecret: tabkatta: leafysaur: gods-little-punk: officialfist: This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of. Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can. Final day until expiry date
Samus doesn't have lots of free time to spend on Earth, so whenever she's planet side and feeling a bit frisky, she will bang just about anything with two testicles and a big cock
I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said 'Fuck' and it had tits in the mirror; If anything I could say Christy has a pair, but I thought "Nah forget it, titfuck my balls bare"
Since I'm now looking for a job, should I be a private secretary or an "anything for an A" teacher?
[FFM] Someone in my last post asked if there was anything left on my bucket list... well not anymore!
Found this today and thought it looked amazing anyone got anything similar like a figure jist swimming in cum?