Sometimes my boobs go a little wonky when I lay down, but I love them anyway! (PMs welcome!)
“Sometimes when my mom drinks too much wine, she gets naked. Luckily she doesn’t remember much the nemt day”
Sometime you just gotta put on the twinky underwear and get to work... Follow my insta @thefultonizer
Sometimes I browse the "Just Turned 18" markets. Bought this one for cheap and pulled her right out of her Catholic School senior year math class.
Sometimes I roll through LBGW and just upvote everything. Every man should feel like his dick is pretty. Oh, here's some content too or whatever.
Sometimes you just have to take a moment, enjoy the view, and THANK GOD for all he has done for you. [pic]
Sometimes people on reddit tell me they can recognize me [f]rom my asshole, & that's pretty cool