Never met a female dwarf. Any one of these three... Yup. All three at once and I'd change my name to Gulliver.
Never pass up the opportunity to sleep in a crib, it'll make you feel so little! My boyfriend and I loved it so much that we're having our own built!
Never has a sub fantasy appealed to me -- until right this very moment. Put those boots on and own me.
Never take nudes at your window, your neighbours WILL see and you will be VERY embarrassed yet horny [f18]