When your friend is about to tap into his mutant powers and bring on a hurricane but you're trying to get him to stop
My boyfriend and I live far enough away from each other where we only get to see each on weekends...so if I can’t play with him, neither can he.
I hate the reason why I found him (keeps showing up on the news from Boston), but he is too hot to not post
I built my own torture device for him to use on me. It is not perfect, but I'm proud of myself.
Stopped by my husband's o[f]fice the other day to give him a blowjob. Gives new meaning to closed door meetings! Wonder if his co-workers knew when I talked to them on my way out... ;) <x-post from /r/workgonewild
It's the little things. Like how he's resting his feet on her while he uses her throat. She's just a piece of fuckable furniture to him.
Audrey Snow finishes him and points the shots at Anya Olsen, but then takes it back to suck on for herself.