"You know, in the old movies, whenever a girl would get seriously kissed, her foot would just kind of… pop."
You know a first date’s going well when your girlfriend’s invited her parallel-universe pony princess counterpart to get in on the action; feat. Moondancer & 2x Twilight (shaxbert)
You know ne as the (self declared) shaved pussy-expert. This is one of the finest specimen ever. Ever. Period.
You know what, fuck it, I don't have to be goofy to be sexy. Here's me being chubby and making pancakes. Consider yourselves ladyboned.
"You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand." [1920x1080]