My Wife woke me up this morning by tossing off the covers and saying, "BOOBS!!!" If you have to wake up on a Friday morning, I recommend this method.
We woke up surprised, thanks for the comments. Here's the vid of my wife cleaning behind the couch
This Aussie woke up with this ;) who wants to help me get rid of it and cuddle me back to sleep ;) feel free to pm me with your ideas
lmao woke up to see my post at the top of this sub! lets do it again :) available on snapchat @leaanderson98
nymphfaun: ok I went to sleep last night with this on 233 notes, woke up to 2.3 k and now I’ve finished work on it with 6? Yooooo
Gave an awesome speech at my buddy's wedding last night and scored a sweet makeout sesh in the parking lot afterwards. Then I woke up and jizzed.