I was a hostess at Lacy's Lounge last night in Vegas, a full nude strip club. Here's me in my outfit in the strippers' locker room. Would you have bought a lap dance from me?
Having a stewardess wipe off a spill on my lap got me all horny. Had to snap one at 30,000 feet.
Mom has to sit on Son's lap due to space taken by luggage. Dad unaware of their doings - Courtney Scott
[Couple] She sits down on him and pees on his lap through her grey leggings onto his joggers, then he pisses on her ass and pulls them down