"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in bed..."
And I want it, I need it, see it, I take it never fake it--wrap you motherfuckers up, leave you naked. (All these pretty soft bellies made me bold enough to post mine!)
"You're the boss" hot video where she blindfolds her boyfriend and fucks him gently and passionately
You’ve parked your money in a flash drive and is all tangled in version numbers you can’t read‽
You install a hidden cam before leaving on a business trip. Wondering why she isnt answering the phone, you check the live cam and see this
You arrive at home after a day at work and she’s waiting for you like this. What do you do?
You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist. You want great, headbanging sex, get over mediocre and come try me ;) [f]
You arrive at home after a day at work and she’s waiting for you like this. What do you do?
You’ve parked your money in a flash drive and is all tangled in version numbers you can’t read‽
You'll take it and you'll like it, Pinkie Pie [Alicorn Twilight][F/F][strap on] (artist: obsidianlit)
You Ever Get So Horny That You Feel Stupid And Don't Notice Your Phone Stopped Recording? E Neither.
You Ever Try To Bang A Chick And Some Dwarf With A Mohawk Is Always There Watching And Jerking Off, Then He Chokes Your Chick Until She Nearly Dies, Then Picks Up Your Chick And Holds Her Aloft While She Blows You? Hmm? Aybody?
You Like Yoga Pants Right? And I Know You Love My Arse And Arsehole. So How About All That Together, Minus The Underwear O Course ;)