suckingblackdicks: First step to be a worthless whore is to be one your knees, opening your mouth like a pig and waiting for his huge cock to face fuck you Remember more slutty you act, more he is pleased. and yes OBEY!
When your mother is the only one who can take your monster cock....
Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun
When your lingerie matches your out(f)it
I just want your smile :) ... Ok and your boner
When it's nearly 100 degrees and you're stuck waiting for your teenage daughter in the DD parking lot, you take a selfie of your (49F) MILF breast! I hope you don't mind.....
My fetish is fulfilling your fetish........ So what's your fetish?
The dinner party starts in a half hour. Whoever sits in your chair, you will suck or lick whatever they tell you to. If you're a good little party favor, I'll turn on your vibrators, and we'll all watch you cum uncontrollably.
Fuck baby, I'm gonna cum all over your cock!! Blow your load inside me!! Cum with me!!
Absolutely, 100%, definitely never ever post a picture with your face in it unless you getting doxxed would have zero impact on your life. It happens. Often.
dont pull up your dress when you had your panties off
Today's Lesson: If your girl tells you that facials will only be a "special occasion thing" be sure to save up your cum for a week or more before The Big Day!!
You can’t please a woman with your dick ever. Just pay her with your money, that’s the only purpose that you can serve. A paying piggy
when you're hanging out with your friend, eating tostitos, and one falls into your lap...
Into your your dreas
You forgot to mention to your wife that your assistant was joining you for this business trip...
When your high with your best friend and he starts telling you his theory's about the universe.
When your Sneak is low but your Speech is high [GIF]
A Natural Order to the Home: Civilisation LLP's quick overview to adapting yourself and your cunts to your happiness.
When you've plumped up so much your pudgy little tummy covers up your bikini bottoms...
New [vid]! Finally, your very own smol tiddy goth gf is here to suck your cock and fuck you. What more could you want? Info in comments.
Swigging a bottle of Hennessy while your friend plays with your tits.
When your man refuses to give you anal pleasure, you just have to make do on your own
When your mom decides to show off to your friends
Don't you hate it when your kitten starts playing with your girlfriend's balls? [X-post from /r/NSFWfunny
Stroke your big cock for me, and cum all over my slutty ass...make me want to bend over and pull those black panties down so your cum can run down my tight little pussy!
Slowly taming your mother into the perfect sleeve for your monster cock....
Showing your friend your pokemon card collection
When your church films you and your dad for a video on traditional family values.
To sit on: your [f]ace or your dick?
When your bro steals your Halloween costume
Lydia is sworn to carry your burdens, and your load (BEmma)
How long can YOU keep your tongue in your mouth?
When the tailor is getting your measurements to fix your pants
Don’t you dare push my hot sticky cum out! It needs to be deep inside your fertile pussy until your belly starts to swell with my seed.
Never take nudes at your window, your neighbours WILL see and you will be VERY embarrassed yet horny [f18]
I want to make your dicks hard and your pussies wet ;)
The face you make when you’re enjoying your tunes and alone time, but then your roomie calls for you...
Working long and hard to finish your Science Projects with your tutor.
Just a slut, stripping for your pleasure...talk dirty to me and give me all of your cum please!
When your boobs look bigger than your head
If you like your coffee hot, let me be your coffee pot...
I'm your mommy and will be your teacher for today! I also changed my style down there just [f]or you.
When your parents ask how your day went.
when it's your last day at an office you hate so you photocopy your face to waste ink
when you find your pet dog eating your chocolate protein bars
When your mate puts hot chilli sauce in your soup.
[OC] The relief when your parachute opens fine on your first skydive
[OC] when you and your brother watch a rom-com with your parents, then a sex scene comes on
When you're going to skydive for charity but your instructor insists you practice your moves in bed the night before.