Do you love or hate when your gf steals your clothes? Day 3 of 7 of D.Va Campaign [ANNOUNCEMENT][ALBUM]
When it's nearly 100 degrees and you're stuck waiting for your teenage daughter in the DD parking lot, you take a selfie of your (49F) MILF breast! I hope you don't mind.....
You forgot to mention to your wife that your assistant was joining you for this business trip...
You can’t please a woman with your dick ever. Just pay her with your money, that’s the only purpose that you can serve. A paying piggy
Absolutely, 100%, definitely never ever post a picture with your face in it unless you getting doxxed would have zero impact on your life. It happens. Often.
Don't you hate it when your kitten starts playing with your girlfriend's balls? [X-post from /r/NSFWfunny
Never take nudes at your window, your neighbours WILL see and you will be VERY embarrassed yet horny [f18]
When you're at your homie's house and walk past his little sister's room on your way to the bathroom
Dogs humping stuff in front of your guests? Is your maid clumsy and making you look bad in front of company? No problem! Just lock them in the cellar for a few hours, this will help relieve the dog and teach the maid a much needed lesson.