Since you seem to have decided I'm the only idiot to post here, let me tell you to me you are very important people guys. I love you all.
My boyfriend and I live far enough away from each other where we only get to see each on weekends...so if I can’t play with him, neither can he.
Today's Lesson: If your girl tells you that facials will only be a "special occasion thing" be sure to save up your cum for a week or more before The Big Day!!
Harry, Hermione, and Belle. Because it's not enough to only fuck one character played by Emma Watson (Fizzz)
You can’t please a woman with your dick ever. Just pay her with your money, that’s the only purpose that you can serve. A paying piggy
Spending the summer abroad, this is the only place I can stroke my dick for the next two months
Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.