Since you seem to have decided I'm the only idiot to post here, let me tell you to me you are very important people guys. I love you all.
My boyfriend and I live far enough away from each other where we only get to see each on weekends...so if I can’t play with him, neither can he.
Today's Lesson: If your girl tells you that facials will only be a "special occasion thing" be sure to save up your cum for a week or more before The Big Day!!
Harry, Hermione, and Belle. Because it's not enough to only fuck one character played by Emma Watson (Fizzz)
You can’t please a woman with your dick ever. Just pay her with your money, that’s the only purpose that you can serve. A paying piggy
Spending the summer abroad, this is the only place I can stroke my dick for the next two months
Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
“Skipped last class at school today and sneaked in to the house, only to find my mom masturbating in my bed”