“My mom hates me for always taking pictures of her undressing - if only she knew I use them to jerk off to”
My Owner said that if I post this, He'll let me sleep for a whole hour tonight. Two hours, if I get a hundred upvotes!
For weeks now I have been Photoshopping Scary Bilbo into my friends' Facebook images and reuploading them as their new friend Scary Bilbo [22 images]
My daddy introduced me to one of his friends and organized a play date for us. Needless to say, we hit it off right away
My sister is enjoying becoming of age. She is always asking me for help practicing the proper poses.