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just when you think you've seen every picture and she couldn't get more beautiful. she stares into your soul.
[Self] So I think my apple butt needs some shaping up. I'm going to add a sharpie for every five pounds I lose. Starting with three...let's see how many I can fit by the end of the year. :)
She used to be the CEO of my biggest rival. Now I walk her every day through her old neighborhood.