I used to think I'd need a boob job to feel sexy. Gotta love the Internet for showing me how wrong I was :)
A lot of guys use quarters as dick size comparisons, so i thought I'd do the same with my tits!
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in bed..."
Lick each nipple and use both hands to firmly pinch each one while deep-throating this fat dick...thats what im thinking.