xeppeli: It makes me happy knowing that we have an entire subgroup of twitter users that prepare some freshly cut pinapple for their significant other before they visit. This is very sweet.
utabay: nazeem38: exxpensiveslang: shroomyloomyland: That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ I will reblog this forever. Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince. THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO CARLTON
Taking my girlfriend out to breakfast with a fresh load in her cleavage and two old ones on her shirt
Heading to a doctor’s appointment...it’s so nice outside I thought I’d let the girls out for some fresh air!
As promised. Here are my swollen freshly pumped up and permanent lips. I'm pumping them bigger in a few months after the finish healing.