When I was 17, I started using my showerhead to masturbate, I still use it from time to time [F]
When it comes to procreation, men are essential, but for pleasure, not necessary [F] (wonder woman self-play album link in comments)
When my mom learnt that my girlfriend wasn't ready to try out my kinky fantasies, she volunteered instead.
When daddy suddenly tightens his grip on me and then pushes deep inside, I know that he’s about to shoot his cum into my womb...
When I have nowhere to be on a school day, I walk around the house naked. I'm pretty [f]un.
When a Big, Fat Cock Breaks Through the Washroom Wall, Just Get on Your Knees and Service that Fucker!
When your friend is about to tap into his mutant powers and bring on a hurricane but you're trying to get him to stop