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submitted 2018-12-09 17:48:08 by gfycat in Gfycat porn [!]
Money can't buy happiness, but it does let a goblin rent a human whore, and that's basically the same thing, right? (vempire)
“Mom saw the bulge in my boxers, asked if I needed to empty my balls - she let me empty all my cum over her tits”
[Self] So I think my apple butt needs some shaping up. I'm going to add a sharpie for every five pounds I lose. Starting with three...let's see how many I can fit by the end of the year. :)