The dinner party starts in a half hour. Whoever sits in your chair, you will suck or lick whatever they tell you to. If you're a good little party favor, I'll turn on your vibrators, and we'll all watch you cum uncontrollably.
Whatever flaws she might have, at least I know she has nice tits and clean feet (xpost from r/treatemright)
The farmhands were working in the sun all day. It's only fair they're given a girl to raise their spirits.
Did you know that for fractions of a second, a woman can technically be inseminated by another species?