Join a cult for the cool robes and secret meetings, stay since you can't walk after the initiation rituals.
Dogs humping stuff in front of your guests? Is your maid clumsy and making you look bad in front of company? No problem! Just lock them in the cellar for a few hours, this will help relieve the dog and teach the maid a much needed lesson.
Since the Hotel Transylvania Glory Hole is open to all races and species of monster, you never know what might poke its way in, but you can be sure that it will be big and thick with a hot load to match!
Did you know that for fractions of a second, a woman can technically be inseminated by another species?