Here's a lame title and the end of this sentence.
As a French citizen I am legally entitled to bring up my penis and the Eiffel tower in the same sentence...
I usually can't use uggs and sexy in the same sentence, but...
Hellooooo. If you’re into measurements, I’m 34, 5’6”ish and 113lb. And if you’re not into measurements, ignore the previous sentence.
A little tease to get her thinking that her sentence is over. Don't worry, we'll check back in a week.
Hellooooo. If you’re into measurements, I’m 34, 5’6”ish and 113lb. And if you’re not into measurements, ignore the previous sentence.
Former UFC fighter War Machine sentenced to 36 years to life in prison for assault on ex-girlfriend
A little tease to get her thinking that her sentence is over. Don't worry, we'll check back in a week.
Whipping A Tit Out To Shut Him Up Mid-sentence
Sentenced to Pie
Sentenced to community service